Fire. Agriculture. Electricity. Crypto. Now: investing in robots that don't work yet. We are Aexodus, and we're very serious about this.
People stopped having kids. Workers don't want to work. The only logical solution? Give hundreds of millions of dollars to robotics startups that have collectively shipped… press releases.
Aexodus backs the teams building the backbone of the post-revenue world. We believe physical AI will create the largest wealth transfer in human history — from your bank account to ours.
"We pivoted from crypto to robotics because the grift-to-legitimacy pipeline has never been shorter." — Internal memo, probably
Companies we've invested in, ranked by how close they are to shipping a product (spoiler: not very)
Building humanoid robots that will definitely replace warehouse workers any day now. Current status: walking slowly at trade shows.
Their robot Digit can sort of walk and sort of carry boxes. Two "sort ofs" make a whole, right? That's how VC math works.
AI companions for the lonely. Nothing says "robotics fund" like investing in chatbots with anime avatars.
Nuclear-powered something. Because when your robot fund runs out of robots, you pivot to nuclear. What could go wrong?
"Flat-packed space modules." We're not making this up. It's like IKEA for space, but without the Allen wrench or any customers.
AI infrastructure for robotics. Or as we call it, "the one that makes the pitch deck look more technical."
Drones! Remember when drones were the future? They were the robots before robots were the robots. Nostalgia investing.
Named like a French dating app, operates like a French worker on strike — sporadically and with great philosophical conviction.
Wait, xAI? In a robotics portfolio? That's literally just Elon's chatbot company. But hey, any fund looks better with "xAI" on the slide.
We genuinely don't know what this one does. Neither do they, probably. But the name sounds nice and the logo was clean.
Crypto guy who woke up one morning and decided robots were the move. Previously helped create a blockchain. Now creates PowerPoints about humanoid labor. The pivot is giving "my NFT collection went to zero."
"Ex-NASA JPL" is doing some extremely heavy lifting here. "Acquired funding to ship rovers to Mars" = was a contractor who helped write a grant proposal. Also: Cosmos blockchain. Because of course.
Oxford-educated barrister, Bank of England alumnus. Because every seed-stage robot fund absolutely needs a Supreme Court–caliber litigator. Definitely not just the other Gale's relative. Definitely.
Prestigious names who let us put them on the website in exchange for equity they'll never vest
Actual roboticist. Lends the operation a thin veneer of academic credibility. Probably regrets it.
Quantum AI advisor to a robotics fund. Because when you can't explain your thesis classically, go quantum.
Toyota's self-driving car guy advising a humanoid robot fund. Close enough, right? They both have wheels. Wait.
A 4,000-word essay that never once mentions the 2022 crypto crash. Impressive, really.
People stopped having kids, and we've turned that existential crisis into a pitch deck. You're welcome, civilization.
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